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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +2 
 Nuke the whales
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zephir | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 flambé the shrimp
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 They don't deserve that. Have you no feelings for the little guy??? 


But fuck that porpoise 
Flambe that fucker nice and savory
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zephir | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Only 1 garlic? 


What kind of British fucking no seasoning cook show is this???? THE FUCK
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zephir | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Do you want radioactive ants?

Because that’s how you get radioactive ants 

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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Can I ride em to work?
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Only if you support their union.
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Nosnevets | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I got an in with the caterpillar that saved their illage when they were doing the remake of seven samurai
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TheSpiritualMachine | 1 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Better not let that hook up go to waste