Turning cold storage devices into bombs is a very slow way to assassinate HODLers who only plug them in once every few months at most. 

 Yeah, and when one finally does go off, you've probably just eliminated some neckbeard and his mom.  

 LOL, the Mossad ain’t got time for that. 

 More focused on killing and raping kids than ledger holders, but most likely they'll kill you too goyim