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 I shoved a whole Bitcoin up my ass 
 YOU CANNOT SAY THAT ON NOSTR SIR! I AM EMAILING THE CEO TO REPORT YOU. 

PLEASE STAHP 
 Finally 
 It's pronounced Dildo.  
 Gives a hole new meaning to seed phrase. 
 I hope you worked your way up slowly to a whole coin… https://i.nostr.build/wqzl.png  
 That's rad 
 Rectum?  Damn near killed em! 
 please wash my opendime and return it, no questions asked 
 Inscription Ordinal or BRC-20 token? 
 don’t make this worse than it already is 
 You’ve sphincter-wrapped it, and now will have to shitcoin it out. 
 That's the way, make TSA work for it 
 Hope it was a Ledger and not a Cold Card 😫 
 Pics or it didn’t happen.