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jb55 | 17 days ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +144
 coinjoins are now called collaborative transactions. a totally different and legal thing. 
 marketing guys. marketing. 
 I'm Mark, and this is my thing, I call it marketing.  
 I think CT is already understood to mean confidential transaction. Maybe MPT: multiparty tx? 
 freedom transaction 🇺🇸 
 similar for "mining", which should be referred to as collaborative block production

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 Yeah and CDO's -> BTO's never forget 
 I store my sats in a “vault” because I hear unhosted wallets are not compliant. Better safe than sorry. 
 I think they’ve always been legal. The screws have a theory that they’re not legal, but time will tell. We’re not using Clipper chips ffs. 
 Smartbrainmove 
 Anyone wanna go splitsies on transaction? High fees r killing me 
 Party transactions.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PAAAARTAAAAY! 
 I prefer to think of them as Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion of bitcoin transactions.

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 😂 
 Your post is a money transmission... Oh crap, so is mine! We're going to jail! 
 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑collaborative signing 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑

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 It's all about the marketing. Maybe we can get some memers to showcase the new branding?
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 Collective Transactions

It will please the State Collectivists 
 Your post implies that when they acre called coinjoin, they are not legal. WTF? 
 I don’t make the rules 
 The real issue is the centralized coordination service who takes a fee.  JoinMarket could work, but I still think the future is #PayJoin.

Normalize building PayJoin into typical spending patterns which has no distinct on-chain fingerprint, and which can result in reduced tx fees (afaik).  Break the heuristics, improve everyone’s plausible deniability. 
 The fee was actually novel. It served both as one of the few sustainable revenue sources for open source development but also functioned as an anti sybil attack mechanism. The fee was a benefit to devs and users.  
 That may be, but it sure does highlight the central point of failure, and paint an easy target for regulators. 
 They're just fancy valid transactions  
 always were 
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 THERE ARE NO COINS
THERE ARE NO WALLETS
THERE ARE JUST SIGNED MESSAGES TO FRIENDS
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 I shall start making collaborative transactions party invites, you know?
I'd be like the Avon/Jafra/Mry Kay lady... but with glue, glitter, watercolors... and we get together to celebrate our collaborated transactions...
What you think???
https://void.cat/d/CwH1SLTCxAqZ4vUkRRKC7k.webp 
 It's like a group chat but we speak in numbers. 
 We're not mixing, we're just batching payments baby 
 Which actually better reflects what’s going on there. The devil is in the details 😬 
 collaborative inclusive transactions of colour 🌈  
 Always has been.. 
 A distinction without a difference. The Eye of Sauron is always open.
https://media.tenor.com/rRmnnnCnRGEAAAAM/sauron-eye.gif 
 call them trans. call anyone who is against them a transphobe. problems solved!  
 if Coinjoins where called collaborative trans-actions. They would have their own flag.  
 Collaborative Trans Actions? The american government will love it! 
 Nostr #unmarketing lead @7fqx.  More ideas for you.

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