Wife:  I found a kitten but it won't be ready to come home for 5 weeks
Me;  what?  I didn't know you were looking for a kitten.
W: im not, because I found one.  Its a bit pricey but from a very reputable breeder.
M: dont tell me you are planning on spending 500 bucks on a cat
W: try $3000.
M: I was speechless but my mouth was hanging open and my eyes were buldging.
W: they're rare so of course expensive 
M: we only paid 300 last time.
W: that was 12 years ago.
M: no
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