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 In my house we have agreed annual reduction of sats-payment, to be agreed at christmas. They used to get 8000 sats to empty the dishwasher… Hard negotiations every year!! 

 I wish I started on the bitcoin standard 

 does he own a seedsigner yet? 

 Lightning or onchain?  Wait until the end of the year when he has a bigger stack. Take away 50 percent to teach him about taxes.  His distain for the state will start young 😂 

 Set him up with a Nutstash wallet. 

 Why would you do that to your child 

 this was meant for you buddy:

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 nice to see U here! say hello to your brother!  & kids, so fast & miss mine!  All the best! 

 Here is 10k sats for the little one. Bonus chores fund. Proof of work 💪 

 Omg this is great.  

Theres a word for when you have never heard of something and then you start hearing it everywhere. 

 My kid cracked a walnut and got paid 1500 sats. At which point, she was sold on the idea of sats for chores!!!! 

 You are an excellent father Marty 

 Are his 24 words under his pillow? 😁 

 great idea.  how old? 

 Send my Zap less fees to your oldest 🤝 

 What can I clean for you? 🥲