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 When the GPS voice says, "you have arrived," I pause for a moment of reflection and then say aloud, "you know what? Yes--I *have* arrived, haven't I?"

And the kids roll their eyes

#DadJokes 😄 
 You're verbalizing your inner monologue in front of other people; you may be mildly psychotic. 
 If your kids don't roll their eyes at you on the regular, you aren't doing it right.

On vacation with the fam right now and soaking in the eye-rolls from all. 
 You were born for these jokes my fren