Oscar Mayer must have donated to the wrong party. Lunchables FUD going around the weirdowebs for some reason. 

Don't eat Lunchables and you won't get lead/chemicals/microplastics/whatever.  

 Eat the other ones with the moldy cheese then? 

 "Lunchables" is a generic term here. 

Like "You want a coke?"

"Sure."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."