Oddbean new post about | logout
ā–² ā–¼
bacon popsicle šŸ± | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 Iā€™m not suggesting she only married me so she had someone tall enough to reach the mute button on the kitchen smoke detector, but Iā€™m beginning to suspect it may have been a factor.
ā–² ā–¼
Kay :heart_bi: :tinoflag: | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @b0f1f646 I suspect my partner - a cricket fan - married me as I already had a house within walking distance of our city's best cricket ground. Similar attraction to height for cupboards.
ā–² ā–¼
eaac0804 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @b0f1f646 I'm willing to guess that your username has to be a factor for why she married you, as well. šŸ˜