“My god. The weapon is armed, the countdown has begun, and the only known copy of the override code is stored on this old Nokia 5510 with an empty battery. We’re doomed.”
“Everybody chill the fuck out. I got this. Just gotta crack open the old cable drawer. Here you go.”
“You have a Nokia 5510 charger, but why?! That phone hasn’t been sold in over 20 years!”
“Let’s just say, I always knew this day would come.”
“Wow. Your decision to never throw away cables just saved humanity honey…honey…time to wake up honey…”
@a604b221 I'm reading this while staring at a data cable for a Siemens S35 phone lying on my desk (the cable, not the phone).
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I have crates of old chargers and wallwarts. I daren't dispose of them because one day...
@a604b221 Could happen, right? Best play it safe!
@a604b221 Heh. I just pawed through my cable collection the other day because a friend forgot his. Lol!
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