@a3e2a07b @58b2274a (as a boring monogamous married person I must point out that this is merely a bad word play joke, and not a truthful representation of my actual desires) 

 @722bd124 @58b2274a Bad phones. Bad boy. 

 @a3e2a07b @58b2274a Bad because of the wordplay or the boring monogamy? 🤔 

 @722bd124 @58b2274a Bad wordplay :)

As for monogamy, statistics offers zero moral judgment when it comes to distributions, even when plotting one's number of lifetime partners. We all fall somewhere on the curve and its standard deviants. 

 @722bd124 @58b2274a I fear we have hijacked Enia's post. Apologies. 

 @a3e2a07b @58b2274a Hijacked with hijinx. It’s my modus operandi! 

 @722bd124 @a3e2a07b @58b2274a 

I had a swing in an apartment once (a converted multistory UPS warehouse with high ceilings). 

 @cc694c58 @722bd124 @58b2274a I would be very happy with a hammock. Either in the office or for working at home. And that says a lot about me.