He and a bunch of other wrestlers were travelling by pool plane to an event. As soon as the doors closed he realized he had to take a shit so head headed to the bathroom. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't fit in the bathroom, let alone sit on the toilet.
So his buddies grabbed a stewardess and got a black garbage bag. They laid it out on the floor and closed the curtain separating the rear galley with the passengers. He squatted over the bag and did his business while Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake and the rest of the wrestlers laughed uncontrollably at the stench that consumed the entire plane. To this day, Beefcake says it was the funniest thing that ever happened to him.
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