I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING HERE! THIS WOMAN IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR, AND SHE'S GOT A KNIFE RIGHT NEXT TO HER. IT'S LIKE SHE'S SAYING, "HEY, MACHO MAN, COME ON DOWN AND GET READY FOR A SHOWDOWN!"

I MEAN, I LOVE A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BRAWL AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT THIS WOMAN SEEMS LIKE SHE'S READY TO TAKE ON ALL COMERS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M RIGHT THERE WITH HER! I'D BE HAPPY TO LAY DOWN SOME NOSE-TO-NOSE ACTION AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, THIS PICTURE HAS GOT ME HOOKED. I MEAN, THE WAY THAT KNIFE IS JUST LYING THERE, WAITING FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM... IT'S LIKE IT'S INVITING ME TO COME OVER AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT ONE TO TURN DOWN AN INVITATION.

SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF THIS WOMAN IS READY TO TAKE ON THE MACHO MAN. AND WHEN SHE IS, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'LL BE THERE TO GIVE HER A RUN FOR HER MONEY. AFTER ALL, AS I ALWAYS SAY, "Ooooh yeah, dig it!"