I'm both of those!
Well I haven't made any money with sex persay... But I did accidently send up being the DP (that's Director of Photography) on a lesbian porn series on time where I also hired a friend of of college not knowing this was porn and he ruined his DSLR because one of the ladies squirted🤷🏽
Also I keep telling everyone moustache rides ain't free onyx is just yet to take me up on that.
Almost had Amanda wolf but now I feel I've dodged a bullet after that pepecoin thing. 🤷🏽
How was working on the porn set, compared to other film sets?
Awkward AF
It was me as camera 1 my buddy as camera 2 and the director with 2 ladies.
He told us it was a noir webseries. So we got it all lit like edgy 1light hard shadow. Then all of the sudden he's like no no it's too dark in here. Brighten it up. Ok ladies undress and we're like uhhhh what?
A lesbian noir actually sounds interesting. I’m not aware of any.
The concept sounded cool actually but I dunno if it went anywhere . I'm this industry if you work once you're always on a list. So like I lost that guys number quick.
We tried to keep it noir-esque but the director wanted it lit more like a comedy would be lit. So we did our best.
Venetian blinds shadows on them and the walls sort of deal.
It was like a lesbian detective pixie cut blonde and the femme fatale super fake long red hair
In kind of a Chinatown set up like investigating the husband death or something. Then they end up like making out in the office. Then moving to her like garage port bottom of the loft kind of thing in the back see lseat of this old Packard.
Supposed to be a series to like solving various cases. He made it sound like anyway
I’m guessing they didn’t have to storyboard that.
Nah. I don't remember a script or anything.
I remember my art dept friend was like "I have a friend with a web series he wants to get done and he needs help" and I was like ok. I need more work.
Then in email he was like noir webseries detectives. Lady detective. Genre breaking. Do you have camera? Do you have 2 cameras? Do you have lighting kit? Do you have
And I was like look I have a camera. I just got out of film school I know some guys. I can get a second camera how much are you paying?
And that's as much as I knew about it really
I guess he forgot to mention the porn aspect.
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