You knee hurts with the cold.
You collect plants 🪴
You are looking for excuses not to go or not to wake up at the parties.
You fall asleep on the couch.
You forget what you were going to say. 😂 

 Não fale sobre mim sem me convidar, por favor! 😅😅😅 

 It would be a good topic for a Nets.😄