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 Best quote wins 10,000 sats #Bitcoin https://video.nostr.build/892985ab8cd7ce71ee1306215fe504b7953c140c51257b4402fff579c57856f6.mp4  
 I’m not very good with english 😕
“I already screwed up” 😊 
 Gulme komsuna, gelir basina. Turkish #proverb 
 Mulch in a tube is a great way to add beauty and benefits to your garden or flower beds without a lot of fuss. 
 #Money can't buy #happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a #Mercedes than on a bicycle! 
 Me when the durum hits 🫡 
 “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

~Warren Ellis 
 @ƝαŢꀌαɳ_Ðгαƙ૩ ✨️💩 
 If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day. Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it. One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop. 💩 
 I have eagles when it comes to dog poop, when I used to cut grass, that’s all I would be looking for…cut around it.

Even when the family and I are out for walks, I’m always watching where I’m stepping, whereas the kids walk aimlessly lol

Most people aren’t paying attention to their surroundings…completely blind to what’s going on in the world, like how do you not see it? 

Blows my mind 🤯 
 “I AM MULCH MAN!” 
 Data dumping 
 "Shitcoining is good for the environment" 
 I like big poops and I can not lie,
I fertilize on the fly,
and if you ask why,
I'm all the day high,
so gfy and good buye!


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 Winner!! 
 Nice, glad you like it 🧡🫂🍀🙏✨🤙!
Can I post an invoice? Alby is a bit unstable today it seems on my side 🤔. 
 Have to go to bed now 😄😴💤!
I'll drop the invoice in case the Zap won't work.
Sleep well & thx for the contest 🙏!

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 Paid! 
 Thx a lot 🧡🙏✨🤙 
 “Hold my beer boys, I’ll show you how to do this!” 
 Let’s see a AI take my fucking job. 
 “When wifey says she’ll get naked and do the fun things with you, but you have to finish all the mulching first.” 
 After which time (at my age), you’re exhausted and can barely bend down to take your boots off, much less anything else! 
 LFG! 
 Redtube can fix everything ;) 
 Layin' pipe to mulch hoes. 
 Yeah. The ones who dig trenches generally too tired to lay pipe. 
 This is how FUD is up-cycled 💩 🔁 
 Diversifying in shitcoins 
 Quem sai aos seus não degenera.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 
 Snuffleupagus had a dodgy curry last night.