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 Types of Bitcoiner’s strongest to weakest. 

1. OG cypherpunks 
2. Ron Paul stans 
3. Early miners 
4. Silk Road stoners 
5. Class of ‘13
6. Class of ‘17
7. Facebook ipo whales
8. Toxic twitter pleb more than 1 BTC
9. Reformed shitcoiners 
10. People who came in because of saylor
11. Bitcoin lifestyle guy 
12. Macro podcast grifter 
13. Toxic twitter pleb under 1 BTC
14. Dave Portnoy 
 Guess that puts me at #2, not sure that's entirely appropriate as I'm actually class of '20 
 Don’t sell yourself short. Ron Paul Stan is a very formidable Bitcoiner phenotype. 
 That's fair, I certainly have had no trouble going full maxi 
 yeah, i went Alex Jones -> Ron Paul -> Mises -> Silk Road -> prison -> homeless -> shitcoin dev go programmer -> nostr go programmer 
 oh i forgot, before all that: DMT World -> thehive.ws -> tor -> then as the list follows 
 I didn’t look past #2. 😀 🤘🏻 
 Cardano guy could have been so cool 🥲 
 15. Peter “Schiff for Brains” Schiff 
 Bro I joined in Class of ‘17 but dropped out because I wanted beer a couple days later and forever regret it. 
 Sex Workers should be in the top 5. 
 Doin' the sub 1 plebs dirrrrrty 
 Only the toxic ones lol 
 0. Doog 
 Dave would be a great bitcoiner if he could figure it out. Unfortunately he can’t 😂 
 Actually, technically I'm a reformed shitcoiner. 
 What's a Ron Paul "stan"? 
 Obsessed fanatic 
 What's an AmericanHODL stan? 
 #6.15 on the list lol 
 Bitcoin lifestyle guy 🤣🤣🤣 
 I will be 14 cuz I like pizza 
 I'm not even on this list 😆

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 time fixes most of the weaker ones. 
 Damn...C/O '21 hasn't made the list yet. 
 They’re like tadpoles still 
 from 69 to 16 #neverforget  
 but yes tadpoles lol 
 he chose violence and then went to sleep 
 I guess I'm a Bitcoin lifestyle guy? Not sure who is also considered a bitcoin lifestyle guy to compare to but I definitely live a Bitcoin lifestyle. Proud to have made the list!! 
 So class of '15 would be number 5.5 on that list? 
 Yeah in between. I’m class of 15 myself 
 What about any bitcoiner who is holding 95%+ ? High allocation + duration could be worth an upgrade from 8 and up 
 I'm not on that list, but feel there should be a spot for those that got in @ath and never sold! 
 people are such suckers for lists!
myself included.

categorizing all of my friends here. 
 If you listened on average 10h a week of bitcoin podcast since 4 years, total 2000+ hours of bitcoin content, where do you qualify ?  
 I'm 6
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 I think I count as a 2 💪 💪 
 I used PGP a few times before Bitcoin was released, therefore I am officially type #1 
 I have a set of tricopter props I got for .1 BTC, sooooo....4.5? 

They're totally for sale, BTW. I'd take half what I paid. Great deal. 
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98. "Please daddy categorize me cause I need lables to survive" kinda guy 
 Reformed shitcoiner here 😁 
 Looks like it's between me and Dave Portnoy 
 what if you fall into multiple categories? 
 BASED 
 Dave is category 25 at best 
 middle of the road suits me! 
 Class of ‘17 🫡 
 I am so weak I have no category.. 😅 
 Toxic nostr Crabby 🦀  
 Love it! Your zaps are my stack.. 🤣 
 😂 
 I read them from the bottom up and sighed when I saw 8 to 7, assuming that was as high as I could get.

Then I saw 2... 
 Probably fit into a few categories here. The highest being No.6 👊