Also tonight I had a wierd conversation with a pretty woman, she told me she's afraid of dick but still can't get enough of it. I held a straight face and replied "I love licking pussy, it's so soft."
For some wierd reason she got offended,  provably something else I did wrong, point is i had just fallen down a flight of stairs,  the adrenaline was still pumping in my ears, i'm good though, completely unscathed 🤙
Anywhoo, let's pretend I didn't share this gotta go sleep, big day tmrw.