My kindergartner took a dump before school. I examined the aftermath. The 💩 was impressive. 

Me: “Dude! That’s massive! What are we feeding you?!”

Kindergarten: “Yeah it’s huge! Should we name it?”

Me: “Probably…but we definitely need to get a picture of the two of you so we can show your mom. Say cheese.” 

 proper shitpost 

 I mean I sorta wanna post the picture, but even I have limits. 

 Lol, classic dad move 

 🤙 

 😂 

 Oh no you didn’t 🤣

This week a couple of appliance delivery men came to our home while 4 year old was on the toilet. He told me to keep the door open while he shat « so that he can see the man ». 🤦🏼‍♀️ That was a no for me 😅