Twenty seven buckarooos Jim on aliexpress. Do it Jim, for the neighbors.

https://i.poastcdn.org/0a87c2248b95742cd436cdb5bf6ff015103a86d94717f44ec4704e0b01a75f1d.png 

 Fuck, now I want an Asian wife and to make our backyard into a rice paddy that she must work. 

 Wait until you guys start handing out candy, he'll go apoplectic 

 It's the perfect decoration. A giant dick to scare the soccer moms and feminists, and make sure it's uncircumcised to scare the jews. 

 Seems like he can't make up his mind on if you stole billions or are crippled with debt either. 

 They’re really analyzing a few lights over a garage and some inflatable decorations.

https://i.poastcdn.org/4e55a9536b165ae6c17c298a3c852c8c777d8d61c2391010f538c4ee5bd70561.jpeg 

 Not only are they so stupid that they think this is some backbreaking work of labor to put up (it looks great, but it's what, a half hour to an hour's worth of work?)

But on top of that these assholes are so fucking internet addicted they cannot even fathom the idea of asking a friend or neighbor for a hand putting up decorations.