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 I’m convinced there could be a nostr Illuminati situation going on…secret meetings, robes, candle, scrolls, and shit. 👀 
 Delete this note 
 I can’t 🤯 
 secret banana handshakes  
 Yes yes something suspish like that… 
 Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do
Who holds back the elctric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do
Who robs gamefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do! 
 some of we 
 There’s a lot of baggage floating around from early Bitcoin days, which probably fuels new Nostr conspiracies.

Nostr doesn’t have any global state like Bitcoin, so everyone is free to do whatever the fuck they want 🤷‍♂️🤙 
 So there’s no way there’s secret meetings ? 
 I think that’s kind of the point.  Who cares what ppl are saying behind closed doors?  Be public when you want to be public 🤷‍♂️ 
 Have we been keeping tabs on everyone who has “secret conversations” about the TCP protocol? 😂 
 It’s true… https://i.nostr.build/oMY3Q.jpg  
 It has to be 
 is the shit part, sex, drugs and rock and roll? 
 Idk I’m not invited 
 Careful what threads you untwine 👀
😶😶
https://media1.tenor.com/m/eWOJj4FvX2EAAAAC/rickandmorty-oh.gif 
 Come get me 
 🤣🤣🤣
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 Shh 
 Ok.

🦗🦗🦗 
 definitely happening 
I hear the hazing is rough 
 Every single pubic hair must be plucked out one by one 
 How could there be an illuminati meeting if i wasnt invited!?  
 Probably. You don't know what secret meetings are held during conferences. 
 is she fishing for invites? 
 Are you saying they occur? 👀👀 
 good answer 
 There are definitely elite qlicks happening, and not  a fan, though I am all about the robes, candles, and ritual meetings and would be down to participate 😅😘 
 Hahaha yeah the robes and candles sound kind of fun 
 oh, it is definitely going on 
 Lemme get that invite hahaha 
 I'll let you know when it's happening 

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 Damnnnnnnn please do 
 Most definitely 😁 
 Where do I join? 
 Idk yet 
 They will invite 🙇🏻‍♂️ 
 Hope so 
 I've been delving for the deepest esoteric secrets in the ancient nostr lore. It's mostly cat pictures tbh 
 There is no secret nostr society...none...nothing...

Oh, look...squirrel ..