I had a boat that size for a decade, with a huge, old Detroit diesel leaking oil like a classic car made in the UK, even leading to engine room fires!

But I never had any boating accidents, what did I do wrong? 

 I stole your meme and sent it to friends. Sorry not sorry haha 

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