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 Today's episode of crazy shit my dad let me do as a child. 

My dad came from a long time baking family. He owned a rather large wholesale and retail business for the majority of my childhood. Full of large commercial equipment. If you didn't know, making donut dough, (yeast raise donuts) in large batches requires rather large machinery. Of such machines are "mixers" and large stainless steel bowls, and mixing "hooks". They weight just under 1500lbs, equipped with a 5HP 3-phase motor and probably like a 20:1 torque increase. You then attach the 20+ lb stainless-steel "hook" to the 2" shaft. Our machines had no guards whatsoever and ran almost all day. When I was about 11 y/o I was responsible for mixing dough and some other shortening based icings. I front of these machines for about 6 hours starting at 4 am. Often wearing loose clothing an aprons XD

If you've ever seen a video of a guy getting sucked into a lathe. I hear these machines do something like that, and have a massive steel spiral hook attached. These things were meant to tear your limbs off. Another blue collar way to hide a body as we used to joke. 

Next episode, I talk about being employed to run the 3-phase electrical service as a 12 y/o for this equipment.

https://bakeryequipment.com/genUpload/1666120691_DSC09544.jpg
https://www.centralrestaurant.com/media/catalog/product/2/0/205-1042-fmp.jpg 
 How did the donuts turn out though? 
 With or without the blood and limbs?  
 Dangerous? Absolutely! But wow, look at all that character you aquired  
 It's good times man. He wanted me to grow up and "use my brain not my body" and now I sit behind a computer for 8hrs a day XD. I'll get me a shop and other fun stuff so my future children can do crazy shit too XD 
 My father ran a machine shop from our basement with about 3 employees full time. 
When i think about all the shit I did on my own in there… lucky im alive.
🧡🍻👊🏻 
 Yeah man, I was eating breakfast and this came to mind. I have a few more I want to write about later XD 
 Naturally, a 480V 400A service is such a...... forgiving and gentle teacher (for the kids). Glad you made it out of there.