They got a huge grant to implement proof of work, so some sites just make you wait a minute. https://blog.torproject.org/introducing-proof-of-work-defense-for-onion-services/
Not all the good ones lol
Best approach so far is private mirrors. Still need to do 4 gay captchas to log in. Nostr Tor relays will have to do something similar or become paid only.
Oh btw, install the firefox extension Behind the Curtain. Seems to bypass CLoudflare shit
Oh, I looked more at unikraft. They give 2 VPS for free. Any Linux app can be ported. Startup is less than a second vs 10 seconds for containers.
what will you do with it lol
Torrent downloader bot for nostr. Or this https://github.com/shazow/ssh-chat