According to Microsoft AI I left Sophos, who I never worked for, due to a legal dispute which  never happened (it also says @726b5433 works for Cyjax) and me being unhappy with how Sophos handled a Microsoft vulnerability. Everything in this is completely fictional.

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 @726b5433 @f7d0478e it does what it says "generating answers" - nothing else 

 @62433e60 @726b5433 the answers aren’t correct. 

 Apparently @726b5433 has left his position as threat intelligence analyst at Cyjax according to an official statement 🙀

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 According to Microsoft Copilot I’m a GCHQ operative. When do I get the mind eraser pen?

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