Yes, I know she's a human/spider-goddess hybrid...

Yes, I know that the only way the relationship ends with my dry, withered husk draped over the back of her headboard...

Yes, I am aware it violates some basic laws of nature & human decency...

But how can I pass up the opportunity to tell her to "back that thorax up & git some lovin'!" when her mating tentacles quiver?

#SubGenius #IDidItAllForTheSpooky #StickMyWhatWhere #DivergentBioFunkiness #PrairieSquidLover #EldritchSuperFreak