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Bill Cypher | 10 days ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +2 
 Ding dong

Me before they can even say a word: I'm not interested
Them: I'm actually here to see your wife
Me: She's not interested either.
Them: I just wanted to make sure she knows where to go to vote.
Me: Is a random stranger on our front porch really a reliable place we should source that information?
Them: Ok I'll leave.
Me: Good.
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Bill Cypher | 10 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I can't even imagine being so much of a sycophant for one of those crooks that you would volunteer to go out and talk to people like me.

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ChipTuner | 10 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I just let them see the big barking dogs and they usually go away XD
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Scoundrel | 10 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Ask them what party they are voting for and then tell them that you are voting for the opposite. Then stay at home.