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 just $76k nostr:note1lj3awet9jg8xpf9lzt2e0zlldhlh3dp0whxfg6wf05cy74ja4j2slzjh3x 
 😂 
 I’m serous. I'm way too beautiful not to carry a Birkin bag. I've ended up only carrying Prada, Chanel, and a few other bags worth no more than $500 each.😒 
 Chanel? The old lady brand?

My mother in law likes Chanel.

Perhaps you two should be friends! 
 Come on https://image.nostr.build/dc1d39e9c97ddec3afa8a97b61e03bc9f9ceb48966e6178828fc5d8c8e7d16c8.jpg  
 Chanel walking frames wen?? 
 😒 I have chanel 5 from 1991 
 If I need a secret agent to infiltrate a nursing home, I know I can rely on you. 
 How much? 
 E4, your usual 
 How long? 
 Until everybody else dies.

Its a nursing home 🤷 
 😒 30 min job. Sounds good 
 these luxury products are for middle class people where they buy them to look rich. The real rich don't show off with these and don't associate with brands, they try to keep a low profile. 
 Ok, buy me a birkin, cause I don’t care what others think about me. 
 No.

Go earn the funds yourself.  
 Loser 👿 
 Yes.

And?  
 You are poor 😒 you can’t buy me a birkin 
 No, I am rich in most ways. Even if I had that kind of fiat lying around, that is not something I'd ever buy for anyone.  
 Ok ok. Shut up your mouth  
 Can't stop my fingers from typing even if I don't say a word. 😎 
 Send my a picture of your fingers 
 Only if you message me on simplex. I don't post pics on nostr and wouldn't post finger pics since it's too easy to pull finger prints from photos these days.  
 Ok 
 https://media.tenor.com/fyylSNGrZ80AAAAM/well-waiting.gif  
 I sent it