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 I’m meeting him in a weeks time for the first time, but he lives near me and we don’t let any old riff raff live here, so yes, yes he is πŸ˜‚ 
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 Good, lots more cruise pics and liquid lunches on various beachfronts πŸ˜‚ 
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 Is that all you think I’m good for πŸ₯Ή

In that case, I’m leaving you, go get your own cruise pics and liquid lunches πŸ˜‚ 
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 But i cruise the high seas pissed vicariously through you as i no longer drink πŸ˜‚ 
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The above emojis do not convey enough the laughter I am laughing right now.

Also the laughing is increasing the intense pain I sustained from lifting heaving suitcases because my Butler stayed on the ship and is now serving another master.