Step 1 - a portion of all zaps go to a pool
Step 2 - the pool pays a big celebrity to post here
Step 3 - people who obsess over celebrities join Nostr to see the celebrity.
Step - nostr OGs go full hipster and say they were here before everyone else. 

 Step 1 🤔 
Step 2 👌 
Step 3 🤌 
Step 4 🫡  

 I certainly don't want to see Nostr become Swifter, but we must make sacrifices for mass censorship resistance