You first numbnuts 

Just because YOU have poor comprehension, and assume doesn't mean everyone does.

Start here. Then go back to when I said something about your target audience. 

You cry that you said they don't care... yeah sure I got that... well I read what you said... but did YOU pull YOUR head out of YOUR ass?

No. No you didn't. 

Now you want me to reread like I missed some magical insight. I didn't. 

But I bet YOU believe everything YOU say.