Well let's see what we got here... 

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Ahem...

Gas the way there and back that's 3 M&M's a mile for a total of 12. We bought you that costumes, a snicker, only for you to decide you don't want to be that and has us wrap you in toilet paper before we left, 3 kit Kats and a Mr good bar. No no son I'm teaching you about money and the government, honey I'm not taking this too far.... 

Now as for your daily habits... 

You clock in at 6:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 7 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!

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