I had a pool noodle but no pool. Then one day, I realized that noodle had sat untouched in my garage for 10 years. I found no use for it and threw it out. 

 That’s a sad but relatable noodle. Been there. 

 Thanks. This is the best conversation I've had all day. 

 https://media.tenor.com/lV5_DlQy2HYAAAAC/noodle-time-mane.gif

🫂 

 Amen