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 My reflection  
 That’s hot 
 Strange, because I noticed that you have unusual taste. I was about to invite you to have sex with my great-grandmother's skeleton 
 How exciting.  This is my third invitation this month to have sex with a great-grandmothers skelington 
 Be careful not to break a bone and end up with a broken bone in your hand 😂 
 Wtf yo how you know I broke my hand. You a witch? 
 Stop smoking  
 Edibles is not smoking 
 Enough with the things that failures do.
I don’t like to hear about it  
 She is for you 
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 Yes. This witch is cute. How many sats do you want for her? 
 Even if I give it to you for free, I have still scammed you.
Joking, she is perfect, I want £3mln in ETH 
 1000 sats and you got a deal 
 You should value love more and not be stingy. Just her bangs costs $2 mln. 
No deal  
 Love is what I deal, its just that I only have 1000sats 
 You deserve to remain virgin or to have sex with ugly prostitutes. 
No money, no ugly witch!  
 That’s easy I’ll take the ugly prostitution 
 Absolutely. Especially if you have Down syndrome 😂 
 lol you’re funny for a witch 
 Your future wife 
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 Why isn’t this witch my now wife? 
 Cause you have to pay me to give you her name in social media 
 I don’t have your witch money. Don’t tease me anymore 
 Bye 😘