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 Imagine being a doctor and not asking...
How much water do you drink?
Do you eat real food?
Do you sleep?
Do you exercise?
Do you fuck?
Do you have friends and family?

 
 Do you get enough sun? Have you tried sun bathing your balls?  These are the vital questions 😂 
 Doc, are my balls tan enough? 
 New app idea, sack melanin detection.  It provides alerts when you're pasty.  Modified with e-Pants with an automatically deploying flap if you hit critically low Vit. D. 
 Important questions, like;
Do you get enough time outdoors?
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 I just had a mental image then. Doctor, sat there, resplendent in his white coat, peers over his reading glasses....Do you fuck🤔?