“the god of fertility Priapus, whose massive phallus is shown weighing on a scale counter-balanced on the opposite side with a loaded money bag. Priapus is a Greek god believed to provide fertility, good fortune, and protection.” 

 It must be protected because. you'd think his hammer would have been totally eroded by groping instagramers by now. 

 I am surprised theres not paint thrown on it and a “its not fair” rally happening