Fun memories from a Facebook post of mine 12 years ago, today: 
"I set my only sandwich on the table, finish cooking the steak, and set it on the table too. I spot a stink bug on the TV. I go with my usual technique, open the door, and toss it out. I return to the table, sit down, and see another stink bug walking on my sandwich. Before I even have time to get upset, I smell a strange odor... another one had landed on the hot steak and died, partially melting onto it. Either someone played a prank on me, or it's really..." 

 @5f9bb1a8 Lol. That was a first effort to convert you to a #vegetarian