that one time i almost dated a vaguely computer person (software developer), he had to rearrange stuff in his apartment based on the current service requirements (like if we needed to access the bathroom or kitchen at that moment) 

 @Cat poni, Whorseman of Apocalypse is that why you had to learn kubernetes 

 going to bed involved moving stuff from it to the section of floor that would not be used for the night

it was like very slow motion juggling basically