I feel so bad and yet I can't stop laughing. 

 🤣🤣 

 Bitcoin: monetizing schadenfreude since 2009 🤭 

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That's cause smart-contract-shit-token market caps aint real but those greedy uneducated idiots don't get it.
 https://image.nostr.build/58c8366e3330b6d4b3574c1d66fc34c1fe27736033c2322178f5a072a9a4d12f.png 

 Wait. A token called Rizzmas wasn't a good store of value? I'm shocked. 

 Rekt 😭😭 

 🤣
Unprecedented!  

 Could have never seen that coming 😂😂 

 Classic inversed Nike pattern... 

 It happens each time
They get faster and faster 
BTC only 

 Looks like the chart of the thanksgiving turkey’s quality of life chart! 📉🦃🪓 

 Rizzmas 

https://nostpic.com/media/9e3ac1af5989f25ae34dcc1055ffe2c8df2c922f1fee775e4bb07e55e18cc1d9/7ae3440653d497bedc8237aa125fc9841c1b69fa01085655393249237ad66fdc.webp 

 "We'll call this one 'Rizzmas' and we'll exit on Thanksgiving once it's pumped enough."

Shitcoiners and pattern recognition don't seem to correlate very strongly. 

 🤣🤣🤣 

 Some things will never change
RIP Pac
 https://m.primal.net/Mjmr.png  

 OH NO - IT'S RETARDED 

 It’s a Merry Rizzmas for the rug puller. 

 Bro has never heard of a rug pull 🤣 

 There is lesson to be learned there, somewhere.  

 Makes me feel so nice and festive ❄️🥰 

 Must open my old mind in garage 

 Pump and dumps is a thing, surprised people never learn this.  

 Wow, what a beautifull cleanup 

 This happened to me before becoming a btc maxi, for me it was luna, 3 weeks and lost everything 

 Hard lessons 😭🫂