Just got back from a nice dinner Open car door to let my dog out Immediately bolts after a family of skunks How's your night going?
But did it get ‘em?!
He got rekt
F
Uufdah
You made me remember a family trip when I was a kid. My dad accidentally ran over a skunk in the middle of the night. The smell woke us all up and my dad had no better idea than to jokingly blame the smell on my little brother. Of course, he wasn't talking yet so for a while my sister and I called him the smelly boy.
Pericarditis pain. Trade me?
Sorry 😔
It's ok. The stardust inside my human container has experienced enough of the universe and I have a good chunk of Bitcoin to hand down to my family. I've left details instructions, they know the plan, and agree to continue to accumulate bitcoin while having kids. When the universe wants this dust back, nobody can stop it. I'm content. Just happy to wake up everyday. 🍻
HE IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU PROUD.
and he earned the amazing prize of sleeping outside for a week 🐕🐾