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 Just got back from a nice dinner

Open car door to let my dog out

Immediately bolts after a family of skunks 

How's your night going? 
 But did it get ‘em?! 
 Uufdah 
 I am sorry to hear that fren. Legit just terrible 🙃🫂 
 Good luck man, sounds brutal 🙏 
 You made me remember a family trip when I was a kid. My dad accidentally ran over a skunk in the middle of the night. The smell woke us all up and my dad had no better idea than to jokingly blame the smell on my little brother. Of course, he wasn't talking yet so for a while my sister and I called him the smelly boy. 
 This happened with my dog last year, good news is they will probably never mess with skunks again after this. 
 Pericarditis pain.

Trade me? 
 Sorry 😔 
 It's ok. The stardust inside my human container has experienced enough of the universe and I have a good chunk of Bitcoin to hand down to my family. I've left details instructions, they know the plan, and agree to continue to accumulate bitcoin while having kids.

When the universe wants this dust back, nobody can stop it. I'm content. Just happy to wake up everyday. 🍻 
 HE IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU PROUD. 
 and he earned the amazing prize of sleeping outside for a week 🐕🐾 
 better than porcupines/brightside!        freakfren 
 wait till U have to stretch his lips out pulling quills for hour or two   (0_O) 
 Pro tip: store brand tomato juice works just as good as the name brand! And you can buy bitcoin with the savings!