You could substitute convenience for lazy, but you're more interested in being butt-hurt rather than having a conversation about any of this stuff.

Probably why you ran yourself into trouble in the first place.

Yikes. 

 nah mate, the predicted value to me is zero and you're not getting what you want, so it's throw a wobbler and get mean. 

I've had fun, but if I don't wipe soon, it'll go dry. 
 

 I have no idea what you're talking about anymore, not sure I ever did.