nostr:npub1aka6wf78hfaqpz060r246dq80lmtjx6uf7wapct4ljluyfx956hszmzzz2 Oooof, my dad did something similar one winter: slipped on some ice on the brick steps and did a full Charlie Brown onto his back. He still picked up the newspaper, though! Went to the hospital shortly afterwards when my brother told him he looked like shit (and he admitted he passed out while picking up the damned newspaper).

Honestly, the Charlie Brown probably saved him from falling on his neck.