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 Git outta here with that bush light you heathen! 
 It's not great unless it's ice cold 
 You mean "it's not great" lol 
 Currently I have a 12pk of 2 Xs on my back porch. Its 19° so my "auxiliary fridge" 
 Yikes I was bitching about 55 lol 
 Busch Light-the official beer of dove season 
 busch light is the official beer of shitty beer 
 It's the official beer of cheapest swill in iowa! 
 iowa = idiots out wandering around 
 In high school we would put Mickey grenades in the freezer. Malt liquor beer is great just before it freezes

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 As a juvenile delinquent I drank lots of this 
 Honestly, it's the best of the malt liquors. 
 Agreed! A nearly frozen Mickey is top shelf 
 

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 I’m surprised they didn’t get Chris Tucker too be the new spokes person. 
 Wait til he gets you to his floating city baby! 
 More babies have been conceived AND BIRTHED in Cloud City than in any other star system

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 Boones farm was exceptionally cheap and easy to steal as i recall 
 I have an old girl friend that I nicknamed Strawberry Hill 
 Fuckin hand grenades. I have twice woke up in a front yard after a night of those things 
 This is the way