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Laeserin | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +6 
 Just realized that Christian women are the kweens of having nearly-impossible criteria that sound romantic and sensible.

"I just want a man who loves me as Christ loves the Church." 😊
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Laeserin | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Guys be like, 

Hold up. We all know what happened to Jesus. 👀
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NodeRunner | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Now confess, don't you really want to say, "I just want a man who loves me as a priest loves his alter boys."?
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Laeserin | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 😜