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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 What if Jesus literally meant reincarnation when he said you have too be “born again,” instead of dunking your head in a heated pool at a Southern Baptist revival tent?
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Zealist | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 why would i know? ask a pastor.
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Albastı | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever @Shebang! :blobpeektrans: @c586c339 @f9408be4 @Zealist 
What if "born again" means resurrection? What if we're all gonna come back as some kinda undead? What if Jesus is a zombie god?

>And behold, the curtain of the temple was torn in two, from top to bottom. And the earth shook, and the rocks were split. The tombs also were opened. And many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised, and coming out of the tombs after his resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many.

What did Matthew mean by this?
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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 That’s a Cabala rewrite after the jews confiscated the Gutenberg Press