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My neighbor has chickens. Our common neighbor called the town on him. Took his chickens away. 

Neighbor #1 moved away. Neighbor #2 had a block party no one went to. 
 @dabe0ad5 Too bad neighbor #2 didn't realize how valuable #1 neighbor is to trade some skills for some eggs. 
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#2 is an asshole, and will be the first one to have his home raided when SHTF