Welp, this ICE is definitely giving us a first class British intercity experience! (Sitting stationary in the countryside outside Berlin for no obvious reason, with no explanation.) 

 @0c1a9324 We stayed in Hamburg once (passing through by train to Stockholm). The place we stayed was the Mövenpick, which is a massive converted water tower

https://movenpick.accor.com/en/europe/germany/hamburg/hotel-hamburg.html 

 @0c1a9324 did you happen to listen to any of The Berlin Trilogy while in Berlin?