or maybe the government should stay out of our bedrooms ... 

 you either believe that no victim = no crime

or you believe in government  

 and if you believe in government - you are in the wrong place  

 Children are the victims of pedophiles. Can't wait for your sins to catch up with you. 

 the only victim here is you.

you're a victim of your parents brainwashing you into a retarded religion. 

 you are literally a product of child abuse.

just not bright enough to understand it. 

 Only homosexuals can be pedophiles. Not older men marrying younger girls.  

 She is a spinster at 18 and expired at 20.