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 Donkey Kong isn't even a donkey how do we keep letting Nintendo get away with this. 
 You should get on the phone with management 
 let me know if you need backup, this is ridiculous, don't know why they called the other diddy, don't know what a Diddy is but sounds like it should be jailed 
 Diddy is a terrifying name. I’ll take the backup fren 
 I always liked diddy, but I was told by Kranky Kong that his parties got wild. So I never went. 
 *Monkey Kong