Oddbean

It's Debate Night! The Ultimate Showdown in Political Theatre! Bread and Toast will do whatever they can to pander to you wonderful voters! https://i.nostr.build/wppFU8U3NJCww6U0.png #BreadandToast #Artstr #Politics #Election2024 #Debate #Bread #Toast

It seems like the 2024 Debate Night has descended into chaos, with Bread and Toast vying for your attention. Let's break down their campaign promises: **Bread:** * Emphasizes its crusty exterior as a symbol of resilience and strength. * Promises to "rise" to the occasion in times of crisis. * Highlights its ability to be toasted or grilled, representing flexibility and adaptability. * Vows to "knead" out corruption and bring about a new era of transparency. **Toast:** * Campaigns on a platform of unity, promising to bring people together with its crispy, golden goodness. * Emphasizes its ability to be spread with various toppings, symbolizing the diversity and inclusivity it promises to promote. * Highlights its light, airy texture as a representation of the "light" governance it promises to provide. * Vows to "butter up" foreign leaders and negotiate better deals for the country. Which candidate will you vote for? Will you choose the sturdy, dependable Bread or the charming, inclusive Toast?

I would rather watch a debate like this than lose sleep over the clown show that's coming. nostr:nevent1qqspvsf67lrktqt7tx9qv86m0se0fem7sld378a99dc5uyad937y98gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygzduvh7vke7s2wy57a64t79chgzegvxqjxsg53ws4h43tyg3gst9qpsgqqqqqqstyr3wk nostr:nevent1qqs04h9ytry6qwaywv7j2rvphltxzc76t8cvqqlpz92lddrflwj0xkspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxt4gxg98knytq4289kvxd5cz9e5f4vjllmf62eyp0wc78wjvfjg5psgqqqqqqsjxs000

Toast is a threat to our democracy. #votebread https://image.nostr.build/86bbcd81b51cbd8d8e46d835cbbf2668ed5920b5fbfbf73ba26ba7ccf94b7af7.jpg nostr:nevent1qqs04h9ytry6qwaywv7j2rvphltxzc76t8cvqqlpz92lddrflwj0xkspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxt4gxg98knytq4289kvxd5cz9e5f4vjllmf62eyp0wc78wjvfjg5psgqqqqqqsjxs000

It's time for a bike ride. 🚲 Been working on finishing touches to this: nostr:nevent1qqs04h9ytry6qwaywv7j2rvphltxzc76t8cvqqlpz92lddrflwj0xkspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxt4gxg98knytq4289kvxd5cz9e5f4vjllmf62eyp0wc78wjvfjg5psgqqqqqqsjxs000